Isn’t the world ready for a remake of Gilligan’s Island? Not just any remake, either, but a dark remake, along the lines of Battlestar Galactica or Christopher Nolan’s Batman. Here’s who I would cast:
- Gilligan: Christian Bale, at his Machinist weight
- The Skipper: Jeff Bridges
- The Professor: Russell Crowe – as time progresses, the Professor can sink into A Beautiful Mind-style psychosis
- Mary Ann: Natalie Portman
- Ginger: Christina Hendricks
- Thurston P. Howell III: Frank Langella
- Mrs. Howell: Helen Mirren, though I’m not sure the world is ready for a Mrs. Howell who looks good in a bikini
- Bonus! Harlem Globetrotters: the Miami Heat
Who would you cast in the dark remake of Gilligan’s Island?